Car Opinion – No more horrible colors on cars.

October 5th, 2009
The person who painted this car pink should be castrated to stop the spread of the stupidity gene.

The person who painted this car pink should be castrated to stop the spread of the stupidity gene.

Silver, black, blue, hell even burnt orange is a decent color.  But when you see these morons driving around in these ridiculous colors, all I can think of is the hope that the car and the idiot driver who chose the color or painted it that way, crashes over a cliff and dies a horrible fiery death.

Why do people insist the need to have a vehicle that looks awful?  Just last week a picture appeared on the internet of a pink Audi R8 (see above).  Why in the blue hell would you do that to a car?  Especially the beautiful and awesome Audi R8.  I consider this heresy in my book.  Pink should not be allowed on any car in my opinion, cause there’s no way to make it look good.  If this was a guy who painted the car this way, I hope someone slashes your tires and spray paints it black just to piss you off cause you deserve it.

Then we go with the morons who insist on painting their cars 3+ colors.  For instance, today I saw a Dodge Neon that was painted in yellow, green and red.  You know what, we live in the U.S. here, not Lithuania where it “might” be okay.  That, and whoever did it simply must have just simply took a spray can and painted it that way.  What a waste.

Why do people think these things are a good idea?  How does a idiots brain works, cause I have no idea.  I think a guy with a lobotomy has more common sense.  I personally think people who do this should be castrated so the spread of the stupidity gene can be ended.  As for automakers (and there is some who do it), stop making your cars in ridiculous colors.  Volkswagen is notorious for this in the Beetle, with the lime green and the bright yellow.  As if the vehicle wasn’t completely useless as it is.

So, in the long run stop making your cars look this way.  It doesn’t impress anyone, it doesn’t improve the color of the car, and makes you look like the most ridiculous person on the face of the earth.

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3 Responses to “Car Opinion – No more horrible colors on cars.”

  1. Blaine says:

    You cannot Honestly tell me this is an ugly car:

    Green Lambo

  2. Mac says:

    No, you do make a good point with this one. However, there are certain cars where it just isn’t right. Now, if someone was to paint this one pink, would you drive it around and be proud?

  3. Blaine says:

    I can’t say I would pick pink as my first choice, but if there was a hot blonde driving this car… well that would just be sexy.
    pink lambo

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