
Are slow people so dumb that they can't read signs?
Okay, I admit that I every now and then take liberties on not following the legal speed limit. However, overall I do drive within a reasonable speed and try not to tick anyone off on the roads. However, there’s one thing I absolutely hate, and that’s slow drivers. Can we institute a nationwide law against these people and fine them triple the amount compared to speeding?
Everyone who has driven on the road knows the kind of people i’m talking about. They’re the self-righteous morons who believe that driving below the legal limits will prevent them from ever getting a ticket or in a accident for their entire lives. Or the 100 year old’s with their bad eyesight that shouldn’t be behind a wheel due to the potential of driving their cars up a tree. These people should try public transportation in my opinion and never own a car.
Why do I hate these people. Because they are known to be the #1 cause of traffic jams, and in many cases accidents involving them and either bad weather conditions or road rage. Now, I don’t mind if someone drives the exact speed limit or even the legal 5 mph above. But come one, when you’re driving 55mph in a 65mph limit in even a decent amount of traffic, you need to either go the speed limit, get over to the right lane (if you’re on the highway) or get off the road completely.
I personally think there should be a nationwide law that needs to be considered for these kind of people. First off, people should be fined for purposely driving too slow for no reason. It’s a hazard on the road and promotes road rage for people who would like to get to point A to point B in a reasonable amount of time. Secondly, elderly people need to retake their road tests. This should be done at the age of at least 75, and part of that test needs to be driving within the legal limit.
So, i’m hoping you idiots who don’ t know that the gas pedal is on the right are reading this and know that we hate you.
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I know that in most states you can actually be ticketed for driving in the left (passing) lane when the right lane is free especially if holding up traffic but I have never once actually heard of or seen someone get pulled over for that.
I would be in firm concurrence of your opinion. I think if nothing else a facebook group should be started and we should somehow find a way to take the law into our own hands.
As long as i don’t get a ticket in my 53 Willy’s truck… that would be uncool. Although it is fun to see how many cars i can get behind me
. last time i had an ambulance behind me!
Don’t worry about a thing. In a few billion years the planet and our sun will no longer exist and all trace of us, our cars, our buildings…everything will be as if it had never existed. We will all be kaputsky…just atoms and some dust floating about in space. So let the slowpokes alone, and let the speeders lose control on the slippery roads and die….just relax, avoid them and sip yer coffee. The end result will ultimately be the same. (see above)